LMPD Major demoted due to sexual conduct

Thank God I came here and saw your post. I've been carrying around a can of Red Gold sloppy joe sauce on my gun belt for years. I'm fortunate that I have never been forced to use it in the line of duty. I'm on my way to Wal Mart right now to buy a can of Hunt's to replace it before I head back out on the street. I wish you had singed your name, I would nominate you for a life saving award.

Mmmm....Manwich....