Not the OP but the "free gas" argument is tired. The end. Lack of creativity is amusing though. You have used the "fat wife" bit a couple times on here and I don't really get it. More to love! And shave your face? Huh? Is this a new insult I am missing? Plus the folks who get all this "free gas" have a grooming policy in place son so we ain't got no hair to shave off our pretty boy faces. I do like Listerine though. And the big girls reeeeeally love it. Holla!