‘Captain Cannabis’ rendering is circulating inside the Denver Police Department

He is a good cop and a person you would want on the merit board.

It's Brett Hankison dummy and he is one of the best candidates for the spot. Plus he will show you how to use the pen you're just an idiot who can't figure how to use a pen.

Good cop. Locked up the rookie who acted a drunk fool at Molly Malones last year. And it's Hankison. I mean c'mon. You can't operate the pen OR read the name?

I too was disappointed in Brett when I received a pen. I thought, "How could such a great guy give me a pen that won't retract?" Fortunately, more experienced officers were standing around and were able to assist me with realizing that pushing on the pen top won't retract the stylus. Instead, you must depress the pocket clip. Shazaam, that'll get it done. Thanks Brett for a cool pen that nobody wants to steal.

Dude- you WANT Brett on the FOP. He is a real cop- he fights, locks people up, and does NOT lick the commands staffs' boots!

Couldn't ask for a better person to be on the merit board.

-Sixth Division / Midwatch

I'll vote for Brett but not so sure about Ann Hogan. Has anyone else noticed how infatuated she is with the president? Just mention the name Mutchler and watch her eyes fill with stars and her knees get weak. Not sure we need a secretary who's into that kind of dictation.