(to the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia") Skippy read your S.O.P. and study really hard, You want to make the sergeants list and Bo-bo deals the cards. And if you win you'll get this shiny badge that's made of gold, to get promoted you're willing to sell your sssssssssssoooooooooooouuuuuuullllllllllllllll!!!!!!