Police Chief Robert White being considered for Dallas job

HAHAHHAHAHA. I needed that tonight. That's awesome.

The funniest part:

Few definitions for crump include

-make a noise typical of an engine lacking lubricants (hmmmm)

-hard or crusty

- type of street dance popularized in the United States characterized by exaggerated moves, most popular in African American cultures. "Crumpers or krumpers are often called "clowns" for clowning."