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A big win for the Firefighters?

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RE: A big win for the Firefighters?

October 17th, 2009 @ 7:10AM (15 years ago)

Our story begins, as these stories often do, with a young up-and-coming politician. He's a deeply religious man and a member of the ________ party. He is completely single-minded convictions and has no regard for the political process. Eventually, his party launches a special project in the name of _________. At first, it is believed to be a search for what is good for the citizens and it is pursued regardless of its cost. However, the true goal of the project is power, complete and total hegemonic domination. The project, however, ends costly... but the efforts of those involved are not in vain, for a new ability to wage war is born from the continued efforts of many of their victims. Imagine a virus - the most terrifying virus you can, and then imagine that you and you alone have the cure. But if your ultimate goal is power, how best to use such a weapon? It is at this point in our story that along comes a spider. He is a man seemingly without a conscience; for whom the ends always justify the means and it is he who suggests that their target should not be an enemy of the economy but rather the economy itself. Three targets are chosen to maximize the effect of the attack: the fire department, the police department, and the city employees. Several thousand pay money, lose money, or are furloughed. Until at last the true goal comes into view. Some believed that it was the work of Jerry himself, but it was a city government controlled by certain party members made them all obscenely rich. But the true genius of the plan was the fear. Fear became the ultimate tool of this government. And through it our politician was ultimately appointed to the newly created position of Mayor for life. The rest, as they say, is history. Your call do YOU want him in charge. NO then do something about it!

RE: A big win for the Firefighters?

October 17th, 2009 @ 12:33PM (15 years ago)

LOL! I agree. CIT ME! I am going to be sitting on my porch with a shotgun. The Police don't have to worry but any politicians best beware. I don't own a backhoe for no good reason.....