He's so fast, he can finish a Michael Phelps breakfast while you're still tucking in your napkin He's so fast, he hit age 16 quicker than a Chinese gymnast He's so fast, Bill Clinton's taking notes He's so fast, Abramson couldn't give any money to the Cordish Company for a 4th Street live and have little Chad say something snide about it. He's so fast, the Firefighters are going to use them to run to the Ky Supreme Court with their paperwork over Abramson's most recent screw job over the money he