I, Deputy Darrell, would like to make an announcement. Beginning today, I have asked my advisors to form an exploratory committee to determine whether it would be in everyone's best interests for me to run for Mayor of Louisville. My platform will have 3 points. First, anyone who has been found guilty of a felony is no longer eligible for any assistance from the city, state, or federal government. That would include food stamps, housing, or baby momma checks. Second, a neighborhood association can