Are you stalking us? You seem kind of like a stalker to me. Besides, I've seen green sour grapes and green is the color of envy, which I would dare say fits you just right since you couldn't become a real policeman like you wanted. Aw, I sowwy, but settle down now, it'll be alwight, LMPD seems to be lowering their standards and I'm sure you can get hired on one day.