That's why so many people assume LMPD employs useless sacks of sh-t and want to form their own small cities and small city police departments. My state rep said they're seriously considering dropping the ban on new incorporation of cities within Jefferson County. More power to them. I've already moved out of the county because I'm too familiar with the millennial work ethic. It's exactly as you described. It doesn't exist. Your parents did a horrible job raising you.