LMPD shoots robbery suspect in the Portland neighborhood

I don't care if people speed if they keep it reasonable, like less than 20 over in a 55. That petty Traffic unit 10-over crap is not for me or those like me. It's for the timid ice cream scooping souls who'll never know 1st hand how it feels to triumph against the agents of evil present on the streets of Louisville who murder, rob, rape, deal drugs, and carry weapons on a daily basis.

It's good they're around to fill out the traffic acccident forms, because I have a city to save.