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Louisville man exchanged gunfire with off-duty LMPD officer

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RE: Louisville man exchanged gunfire with off-duty LMPD officer

January 19th, 2018 @ 12:37AM (6 years ago)

Key the mike and wait for the dynamo to spin up in the trunk before transmitting.

Take your brass traffic key and change the traffic light to flashing.

Put the slapjack in the pocket sewn in your uniform pants.

Hit the Federal Q siren and dim your headlights as it poweres up.

Replace your spotlight bulb with an aircraft landing light bulb.

Turn the air filter upside down so the engine sounds throatier and powerful.