Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin releases plan he says will fix state pension system

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Once he gets put on work release, he can start recruit training. Metro wont have to pay for his academy time since he'll have required community service. That money can go towards a new bike lane instead. The department is eager to find officers willing to work for free. It's a win-win for the people of Possibility City and Mayor Yogapants.