You got me all wrong playa. When my supervisor sat at the roll call table 10 months ago and told us to boost our stats by calling off at Thorntons, the grocery, the late night restaurants and the bat cave when we go na'night, I paid attention. I called off on four separate 10-11's last night during my 12 hour shift. That's four, SELF-INITIATED crime prevention activities. I the high-speed, low drag world of 21st century policing, I'm a machine.