James: Use of alternate ID to enter gay-friendly spa doesn't matter

The saddest part of this conversation is that in my heart of hearts, I know that you are indeed a sworn officer. You are the reason that this department is circling the drain. Reduced benefits and greatly reduced hiring standards have left the department no choice but to hire those that are moral cowards such as yourself that would otherwise be undesirable. It seems that the end result of 50+ years of a liberal, progressive political agenda has finally come home to roost in possibility city.

They don't need more than that to pull the records to locate and interview you. IP addresses are business records and they don't need much of anything to get them. If they have a cooperative source they may not need anything at all.