You are the first person on the planet to make a joke about ebola. I am sure a few "sick" people got some laughs from the black plague in the middle ages though. Its no joke if it gets here http://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/hcp/interim-guidance-emergency-medical-services-systems-911-public-safety-answering-points-management-patients-known-suspected-united-states.html