Dude get serious. No one cares about some retired police chief at some useless seminar. The vision I got from your post of some washed up police chief talking while you and your middle age colleagues kiss up to him "over dessert and coffee" is the real amusement. "We had a great dinner in the Windy City..." / "very colorful profile" / "our dessert and coffee". Dude, stop trying to act rich. We know your credit card is maxed out.